I didn't say funny, I said kinky.

tvfanatic said: That’s awesome

It’s kinda hilarious.

amtepe said: This is amazingly cool! Do you have this framed in your house? Because, if not, you absolutely should!

I don’t! I just found three copies of it while cleaning out a closet last night.

tellme0urstory said: This is gold! I love it.

Haha, thanks!

castleincalifornia said: To quote one Richard Castle, “I am glad to know this about you.”

Always glad to share the random stuff.

castlefanfics said: omg this is brilliant

Or weird. ;)

broughttoyoubytheletterf said: 1) Pizza Hut is the best, I don’t know if I can be friends with you after you have insulted them 2) You are looking too cool for school in those glasses.

If you got over the fact that I don’t like french fries, you’ll get over this. :)

Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?

Castle + scenery

TBT: That time I was in a nationwide Pizza Hut ad…

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howthisworks-caskett said: I spent a year on Clomid in my early 20s and was seriously bummed about the no twins. In retrospect, I have no idea how twin-mamas manage.

I did 3 cycles on Clomid, 5 on Femara, and 3 on Follistim, plus the hCG triggers that went with all of those (and about a dozen non-medicated cycles). Fun stuff.